Oh the agony of hunting around new york city for a decent place. Which reminds me I am still chasing around a certain real estate guy for $250 deposit he owes me! Anyway, here is what we found and a very rough video of the space. There is uhh… still alot of stuff in the area. It looks cluttered, but thats 3100 sq ft. Also, ive taken the liberty of drawing up a floor plan and what we plan on doing.

I gotta say, right before i got to see this place. I was pissed off. I didn’t quite hear the owner correctly over the phone, it sounded like some sort of share… that already had 2 graphic designers living in it… guh. ( truth was there are 2 graphic designers living in another space, above us… not with us ) From the outside, its really uh, shady looking. I will upload the pics once i get my camera back… left it in someones car… whoops. And I had just been at the end of several real estate peoples hands, and let me tell you about real estate guys. They love to jerk you off, then smash your balls. They don’t even bother finishing or walking away. Some modern Japanese flicks, ( volcano high, Casshern ) are good examples of jerking you off and leaving you to dry. But we are talking about real estate people. That means smashing.

“How big is this space?”
“Oh… about 2,000 sq ft.”
“From the inside right? Not counting the outside? Mind if I measure.”
“Oh look at that, were about at 900 sq ft”

But in property and rentals the name of the game seems to be moving quickly, to fast for someone to realize that they are fucking you while jerking you off. That is where the ball smashing comes in. They seem to know you’ve been looking around and tease you with suggestions like ‘look, we both know your tired and just want to settle…’

Gah, im getting off topic. Anyway, deal with this place is that a bussiness man currently has his shop set up here. Our move in date is feb 1. And we are just hoping it all gets sorted out by then. Last we heard he was dodging phone calls and hiding from his bank.. But that could just be rumors. Anyway, let me draw up the floorplan real quick.

Well there you have it. We have not 100% decided what to do with every part of the space yet. One of the essentials is definitely the warhammer room. Oh man, im getting sexually aroused just thinking about it…

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